The Official "Your Worst Opponent Online" Thread

Kabal. Here's why

I play Stryker and send GG after every match so I can imagine my opponents are just speechless cause they got beat by Stryker :laugh:
lol I played a Sektor guy last night. When I picked Stryker on the select screen he was like: "Stryker? Haha, who the **** plays Stryker" then when the match started he quickly went from "Wow you're good man" to: "Dude, you're a ****ing queer". Then I did a Babality on him and sent him a PM: "Yeah well you're a baby queer. :p" :3
 
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@Jade well still every time ur online i try to invite u but u don t reply :[ i dont spam i pressure and try not to let my opponent breathe. but i still see what u mean. challenge me anytime i'll be waiting (EVIL SMILE)
 
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Kabal. Here's why


lol I played a Sektor guy last night. When I picked Stryker on the select screen he was like: "Stryker? Haha, who the **** plays Stryker" then when the match started he quickly went from "Wow you're good man" to: "Dude, you're a ****ing queer". Then I did a Babality on him and sent him a PM: "Yeah well you're a baby queer. :p" :3

LMAO you're my hero dude!
 
ppmoney, he's the Biggest ass ever to live. The dude was a glitch abuser in mk vs dc & an ass in mk9 he beat me once out of 5 games and spammed the room with HAHA
 
Alistor19. He's on PSN and spams Sub Zero's ice clones (which get me everytime) and Noob Saibot's shadows.
 
So I was challenged to a tag match. I picked Ermac and Jade and he picked Johnny Cage and Reptile. Cage just kept walking towards me, and trying to land dial-a-kombos, so I would just push him away when he got close, and kept throwing him away. Killed Cage and Reptile came out. He did the exact same thing. Double flawlessed him, and then he challenged me to a rematch, needless to say I declined.
 
It is probably dumb to post this but MK is not nearly as deep as tekken. Tekken has a 3D plain, teching, Wall splats etc.

MK9 has corner traps, equivalent to wall splats
Tekken has a 3D plane but the air/anti-air game is near nonexistent so this is an invalid comparison
You can put your controller in a chew toy and give it to your dog and it can be competitive online in Tekken
When you say "teching" do you mean when you tech out of a throw or use one of those counter moves? cause MK9 has both

I stopped liking Tekken after part 3, after that it got way too button mash friendly. Most people I know do better button mashing then actually trying to learn the game. Even the spammers on MK9 have to work harder for their wins
 
MK9 has corner traps, equivalent to wall splats
Tekken has a 3D plane but the air/anti-air game is near nonexistent so this is an invalid comparison
You can put your controller in a chew toy and give it to your dog and it can be competitive online in Tekken
When you say "teching" do you mean when you tech out of a throw or use one of those counter moves? cause MK9 has both

I stopped liking Tekken after part 3, after that it got way too button mash friendly. Most people I know do better button mashing then actually trying to learn the game. Even the spammers on MK9 have to work harder for their wins

Teching is when you are on the ground and you roll to the side. Mk also doesnt have sidestepping, back dash canceling, hit confirms, parries(except for Cyber sub) High Crush or Low crush moves.

Here is a tekken 101 guide:
http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=113442&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

Find a guide on MK that long, please. If you lose to button mashers, maybe you should learn how to punish people?
 
As I said in my original post, I really liked Tekken up to part 3. It got way too button mash friendly after that imo. I shouldn't have to strain to beat my 7 y/o nephew who mashes when I'm trying to play the game as intended.

Also, a long winded guide for a game doesn't mean the game is superior/more depth than another. For example the section on throw breaking is excessively wordy when he could have gotten the point across in less then half the text.

Anyway, maybe I'll give Tekken 6 (that's the newest one right?) a shot since ppl seem to be saying its good and hopefully I like Tekken again, really need another good fighter in my library

Sorry for the thread derail.

As for my worst opponent online I'd say it's ppl who spam Raiden's tele/throw. It's beatable but completely obnoxious and makes it a lame match
 
I get what youre saying about the spam stuff but its pretty easy to get around it once you get familiar with the game.

And oh god, I was in the TYM room today and this one guy was INCREDIBLY good. He picked about 10 different chars and he played them very well. However he fatalitied with EVERY one of them. He wasted so much of my time that i eventually quit, I mean seriously
 
Zoidberg, I sent you a msg we can continue the Tekken talk there. Sorry I felt the need to post in a thread about it but alot of ppl on here miss private msgs... :)
 
I made a post about War Mouse Zug and it seemed to have disappeared...
I played that guy online and he did the same combos over and over. The guy destroyed me with Kabal, but couldn't play as Nightwolf for shit.
The official worst player would have to be ZepTrip. He spams the hell out of Sheeva's teleport.
 
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