Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012

The Marshall said:
Me seeing you with a kiss the ring sig would give me more pleasure than you not being here for a week...

Sorry there's nothing in it for me, I won't get any satisfaction from you being banned for a week....
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Sorry, but I have a reputation to maintain! Last I checked, being banned for a week does more to my reputation than embarrassing signatures/avatars/usernames! And besides, I'm a troll! Don't you think I'm supposed to be banned at least once on TRMK? So this is your last chance to accept my straight-up offer to "loser gets banned"; your refusal to accept these terms will result in this bet being blown off!
 
Lol Jade, its not even Saturday yet and you're already sounding pessimistic. :laugh:

Glad I started Moreno this week; I feel pretty smart lol. Kinda worried about my QB situation, but don't feel confident enough in Kapernick to pick him up off waivers.
 
As expected, I am out.

Hope Rayzebeats' next opponent wipes the floor with him :P

EDIT: Okay, I am a little confused....the three of us in my division will be 6-8....so option #3 to determine the spot is points...so I am assuming it is points for? Or are we talking something else?
 
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The Marshall said:
Hey trash?

How does my nuts taste in your mouth?
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You're forgetting two things, Marshall!

a) I still have one player left to play
b) Your lead is NOT insurmountable! You haven't won yet!

Oh, and one more thing;

Since I did not agree to the terms, I am NOT mandated to use any avatar, signature, or username of your choosing! Like I said, if you didn't agree to the terms I proposed, then all bets are null and void!
 
No I don't want you banned so there is no deal

I want to savor this moment with you here

I want you to lick every drip of sweat from my balls of victory with you right here buddy!!
 
Jade said:
As expected, I am out.

Hope Rayzebeats' next opponent wipes the floor with him :P

EDIT: Okay, I am a little confused....the three of us in my division will be 6-8....so option #3 to determine the spot is points...so I am assuming it is points for? Or are we talking something else?
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If you got to option 3 still tied, you did something wrong.

If the three of you finished 6-8, Rayzebats would get the tiebreaker because he's 3-1 head-to-head versus you and BYoung, while you are 2-2 and BYoung 1-3. Having said that, it appears now that BYoung has lost. So now, the tiebreaker is just between you and Rayzebats. Head-to-head, you two are 1-1, so it will then go to option 2, division record. Rayzebats will be 3-3 against your division and you will be 2-4. So, Rayzebats has the tiebreaker over you before it ever gets to the points. Unfortunately, with this loss you are now done. Which sucks. You made a great effort to make your team better at the end of the season and you nearly pulled it off. I was really hoping you'd get it.

Having said this, while it's all over for you, it's not all over for the playoff spot... time for mkray to do some scoreboard-watching tonight. If Tom Brady leads tittiemcnuggets to a comeback victory over me, mkray loses the playoff spot to titties by virtue of her victory in their only meeting.
 
oh ok I get it now. IMO, it should go by points for, like yahoo does it.

Next year you are all mine =)
 
It was pretty close though Jade; can't believe I thought about benching Moreno for a bit; goes to show why I shouldn't listen to those projections lol.

Can't say I feel too good about my chances too though tbh; its friggin Tom Brady after all lol. Hopefully LC's Texan defense gets it done tonight. Just wish I could watch the actual game lol.

Also, on another note, if Johnson has a great game tonight and TT ends up beating Marshall, I'm gonna friggin lose it :rofl:
 
Yeah, I am just a trash talker, nothing too serious, unless it's LC :P

All kidding aside, the only one at fault is myself. I assumed that Beanie would be shit his first game back since he hadn't played for 7 weeks and he ended up getting a great amount of points. He hasn't gotten any good points at all since then, and I would have won that game if I had put Beanie in and wouldn't have had to fight for a playoff spot.


I would say more but I will just sit quietly and be happy that I am at least winning in my work league, which makes things more fun because I can trash talk them all at work daily, lol.
 
Thats the fun part of FF; never know when that one player is gonna break out or when he's gonna stink it up haha. Kinda like Rivers and Danario this week for me lol.

Welp, I'm out of the playoffs now; looks like Tom Brady is going hamhawks on the Texans right now lol.
 
No, it just makes more sense to me than giving it to people who have more wins against people in the division. The way you did it, people who have more losses than I do overall are getting in.


Having more points than someone else sound like more of a fair way to do it. Don't really think that is an out of this world type of thing to say, but, hey, whichever way benefits certain people is obviously the way to go, chief :)


JUST SAYIN', LC, DON'T GO GETTING ALL MAD AND THINKING I AM JELLY


There are far more important things to be jelly about than a fantasy football league, lol.

An honest congrats to everyone who rightfully made it in, though, I really did have fun!
 
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Disappointing year, but then again, I did have a 3-year absence in fantasy football. I'll be back next year, only this time, I'm changing my draft strategy.
 
Even though I didn't make the playoffs

at least I put my balls in trash's mouth at the end of the season

My sweet sweaty balls all in his mouth

feels good man
 
Believe it or not, the trash talk was never planned. In fact, the trash talk didn't really take off until Marshall spanked Titties in Week 1, and didn't pick back up until divisional play was back. It is what it is.
 
Jade said:
No, it just makes more sense to me than giving it to people who have more wins against people in the division. The way you did it, people who have more losses than I do overall are getting in.


Having more points than someone else sound like more of a fair way to do it. Don't really think that is an out of this world type of thing to say, but, hey, whichever way benefits certain people is obviously the way to go, chief :)


JUST SAYIN', LC, DON'T GO GETTING ALL MAD AND THINKING I AM JELLY


There are far more important things to be jelly about than a fantasy football league, lol.

An honest congrats to everyone who rightfully made it in, though, I really did have fun!
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Ok well I'm certainly open to changing it to points next year if that's what everyone wants. I'm certainly open to rule suggestions... though if I recall when I said that in this thread back before the season started NOBODY SAID ANYTHING. :P

Also, when you say that people with more losses overall are getting in, that is a false statement. You guys are tied... that's why the tiebreaker is relevant. If people with more losses than you got in and you didn't... that really would be retarded.

Just for the record, no I'm not getting all mad... I'm just sayin' :)
 
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